parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
my kind of diet
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
look at this sweet gender bent iron man design
#YES FUCKING YES #EXFUCKINGACTLY #TONY DIDN’T PUT A BUTTCRACK AND DETAILED COCKHEAD ON HIS SUIT #IRON MAIDEN WOULDN’T HAVE IMPRACTICAL FUCKING BOOBS OR A MOTHERFUCKING TUMMY GAP #TAKE YOUR OVERSEXUALISATION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR TIGHT ANUS WRAPPED IN SANDPAPER #THIS IS FUCKING RIGHT #goddamn I get angry about this kind of shit
IT’S 4 AM
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
Everyone rebloggin this post sadly relating to it, worry not I have a solution: get yourself a fat cat. A really fat cat. Let it take up half the bed, forcing you to sleep in super uncomfy positions. Then every now and then lock it out of your room. Have some u time. Learn to fully enjoy being able to sleep in true comfort. Bonus: you now have a fat cat
This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie.
Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused
it just fucking says one “dime”
what the fuck is a dime
how much is it worth
whose idea was this
oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit
i got sad when the dog got captured