yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no
if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving
So who’s gonna make the new tumblr?
Get the life boats ready
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
Sherlock is on hiatus…
Supernatural just had it’s season finale
Doctor who just had it’s season finale.
Merlin is over..
And we are waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Are you sure this is the best time to buy Tumblr?… Cause the whole fandom is actully this right now:
We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr
*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
and I remark that I find Loki quite attractive.
Mom’s all “Ew, no! His hair’s all greasy and he’s pale.”
So I Google Tom Hiddleston…
and I show her this picture:
She pauses for a long moment, staring, before quietly saying “nevermind…”