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  • person:

    *starts talking*

  • me:

    shhhhh

  • me:

    nope

  • me:

    too early

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

if i had a penny for every time an offended heterosexual commented on this post..

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

geekishchic:

doctor-donna-detective:

rumbelleriversong:

rumbelleriversong:

wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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where there?

and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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JESUS

Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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lostinwonderlandwithyoutubers:

alltimegube:

'what the fuck are we doing on stage'

"This isn’t my bedroom, help"

lostinwonderlandwithyoutubers:

alltimegube:

'what the fuck are we doing on stage'

"This isn’t my bedroom, help"

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

pepperroxd:

bloodredorion:

How the hell did it get on the light

jumped from the door

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

hystericallysound:

How can you not be happy after seeing this?